Take a Tour of The Haunted Gallery...
Filled with some REALLY SCARY PEOPLE!

Charlton Heston Gun-toting Senile Ex-Actor	Pat Robertson Tedious Televangelist & Corrupt Capitalist	John Ashcroft Ex- Attorney General	Jerry Falwell Tubby-Tele Vangelist & Arbiter of Morality	Ronald Reagan Iran-Contra-dictory Senile Ex-Actor
George W Bush Misunderestimated War President	Laura Bush First Lady to have killed a friend	Jeb Bush Another Dynasty Dimwit War Governor	Barbara Bush First Ex-Lady & a real "Rhymes With Rich"	George HW Bush One Term President "Out-of-the-Loop"
Ari Fleischer Spin Doctor	Tommy Thompson Inhuman Services	Karl Rove Presidential Puppeteer	Donald Rumsfeld Secretary of Offense	Tom Ridge Homeland Insecurity
Jenna Bush First Spoiled Brat	Dr. Laura Bare-Breasted	Stupid Women Yep!	Noelle Bush Jeb's Spoiled Brat	Barbara Bush Second Spoiled Brat
Alfonse D'Amato Ex-Senator	Nancy Reagan Ex-First Lady	Phil Gramm Ex-Senator	Gale Norton Land Baroness	Trent Lott Ex-Majority Leader
Richard M Nixon Burglary Mastermind	Spiro T Agnew Convicted Felon	Dan Quayle Ex-Vice-President	Jack Kemp Ex-Quarterback	Bob Dole Viagra Spokesman
Kathleen Willey Bimbo Eruption	Liddy Dole Helm's Replacement	Ann Coulter Blonde Ambition	Laura Ingraham Media Chick	Kate O'Beirne Media Hen
Orrin Hatch Songwriter	Bill Bennett Las Vegas Whale	Free Republic The Creepy Freepers	Jesse Helms Ex-Senator	Fob James Ex-Governor
Lucianne Goldberg Media Crow	Paula Jones Bimbo Eruption	Ken Starr Special Persecutor	Linda Tripp Evil Manipulator	Matt Drudge Gossip Queen
Spencer Abraham Soon To Be Ex- Energy Czar	Ken Lay Enron's CEO	ENRON/HALLIBURTON Criminal Corporations	Dick Cheney Ex-Halliburton CEO Lives Under White House	Lynne Cheney Second Lady & Mother of a Shhhh "Lesbian"
Steve Buyer These are the	Asa Hutchinson Partisan Republican	James Sensenbrenner House Managers	Lindsey Graham who fought to	James Rogan find Clinton guilty
Charles Canady in one of the most	George Gekas pathetic witchhunts	Henry Hyde masquerading as an	Bill McCollum Impeachment proceeding	Bob Barr in American history!
Arlen Specter Anita Hill Persecutor	Wayne LaPierre NRA President	NRA Seal Nutty Republican Asses	Bob Dornan Ex-Congressman	Dan Burton Republican Scumbag
Christie Todd Whitman EPA Toxic Waste	Kay Bailey Hutchinson US Senator	Karen Hughes Camp Bush Counselor	Linda Chavez Employs Illegals	Victoria Toensing Cut-throat Attorney
Bob Livingston Adulterous Lobbyist	Charles Pickering Racist Nominee	The Confederacy Hey, You Lost!	David Duke KKK GOP Candidate	Roy Moore Thou Shalt Not Judge
Ralph Reed Christian Coalitionist	Randall Terry Anti-Choice Activist	Eric Robert Rudolph Rightwing Bomber	Gary Bauer Adulterous Hypocrite	Jimmy Swaggart "Sinful" Preacher
John Gibson FOX Spinmeister	Brit Hume FOX Spinmeister	Bill O'Reilly Faux-Spin Zone	Tony Snow FOX Spinmeister	Sean Hannity FOX Spinmeister
Barbara Olson Spinning from the grave	Walden W. O'Dell CEO of Diebold	Katherine Harris Jeb's Mistress	James Baker W's Shyster	Ted Olson W's Shyster General
George Will Monotone Drone	John Whitehead Partisan Pest	Rutherford Institute Rightwing Roach Motel	Michael Barone Dreary Spinmeister	Fred Barnes Dreary Spinmeister II
Dick Armey MisRepresentative	Tom Delay MisRepresentative	Newt Gingrich EX-House Speaker	Fred Thompson Ex-Senator/Actor	John Warner Ex-Husband of Liz
Roger Ailes Media Maggot	Bernard Goldberg Media Maggot	Log Cabin Republicans Akin to Jews for Hitler	Tony Blankley Washington Times Editor	Richard Mellon Scaife Wealthy Puppetmaster
S. Carpenter McMillan Paula Puppeteer	Helen Chenoweth Adulterous House Hen	Alan Keyes African-Republ-ican	Roy Cohn Worst of the Right	Anita Bryant Homophobic Has-Been
Lamar Alexander EX-Governor	Larry Klayman Parasitic Pest	Judicial Watch Rightwing Roach Motel	Arnold Schwarzenegger Groping Governor	Gordon Baum CCC Grand Wizard
John Fund Abusive Pundit	Peggy Noonan Annoying Pundit	Rush Limbaugh Addicted Pundit	Robert Novak A Leaking Pundit	Pat Buchanan Attack Pundit
Colin Powell See No Evil Speak No Evil	Reggie White Homophobic Ball Boy	The Religious Wrong Rightwing Gay Bashers	Fred Phelps Rightwing Reverend	James Merritt Southern Baptista
Dick Morris Worm-Turns-Coat	Cal Thomas Victorian Pundit	Mary Matalin Dour Doyenne	G Gordon Liddy Broadcasting Burglar	Jesse Ventura "Freak Factor" Governor
Phyllis Schlafly Rightwing Feminazi	Billy Graham Anti-Semitic Preacher	Focus on the Family A Family Unfair	James Dobson Preachy Patriarch	Robert Bork Court of No-Appeal
Denny Hastert House Speaker	John McCain Prisoner of the Right	J C Watts African-Republ-ican	Rudy Giuliani Adulterous Mayor	Strom Thurmond Oldest Dead Senator
Ron Paul GOP Libertarian	Marc Racicot GOP NRC UGH!	Bob Jones University School for Scandal	Bob Jones Racist Regent	Bob Packwood Sexual Harasser
Tim Russert Pudgy Pundit	William F Buckley Pontificating Pundit	Oliver North Felon & Pundit	Michael Reagan Paunchy Pundit	Tucker Carlson Priggish Pundit
Joe Scarborough Adulterous Mouthpiece	Bill Frist Doctor in the House	Shepard Smith Frightening FOX Anchor	Bill Paxon Ex-CongressKen	Susan Molinari Ex-CongressBarbie
Neil Cavuto FOX Opinionator	Chris Matthews MSNBC Loudmouth	The Washington Times Rightwing Rag	Don Imus Radio Curmudgeon	John Stossel ABC Loudmouth
Rick Santorum Hating-Gay-Senator	Dennis Miller Two-Faced Republicomedian	Prescott Bush Patriarch Bush	Steve Scalise Homophobic House Member	Suzanne Haik-Terrell Strident Also-Ran
Pat Boone Singer-Turned-Censor	Michael Eisner CEO-Turned-Censor	Hutton Gibson Ultra-Catholic Bigot	Mel Gibson A Real Son-of-a-Bigot	Zell Miller The Great Pretender
Ariel Sharon Suffering From Double Girlie Name Syndrome	Tony Blair The British Lap Dog	Paul Wolfowitz WAR Monger	Condoleezza Rice Unimaginative National Security Failure	Yasser Arafat Homeless Terrorist
Anthony Kennedy Supreme Court Jester	Sandra Day O'Connor Lady Justice	Antonin Scalia Judge Tony Soprano	William Rehnquist Judge H.M.S Pinafore	Clarence Thomas Long Dong Silver